Honestly the fact that people are saying that skeletons aren’t funny anymore because all of Tumblr jumped on it tells me nothing except the fact that it is COMPLETELY possible to be a meme hipster.
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash
then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.
I FUCKING HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
if you like the post before it refreshes then you can go back in your likes and check it out
And you can hold the reblog thing and it will reblog it
oh just so everyone knows: if you’re like me and you get anxiety whenever you see someone vagueblogging because you think it’s about you even though you never did anything remotely similar to what’s being talked about, it is always okay to pop into my askbox and ask if i’m talking about you, and i’ll say “no” and i won’t be annoyed or anything no matter how often this happens.
relatable teen things:
- transcending the infinite void
- becoming a god
- amassing unfathomable amounts of dark energy
- ascending from this foolish mortal coil
- overthrowing satan
- seeing the infinite
- gaining complete omnipotence
breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11
breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from
breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.